Celebrities get to do a lot of things us normal mortals can't. Some things, say, counting yachting as a hobby, are directly related the amount of money they haul in by the truckload every time they pretend to be someone else for a few hours. Others are because the world, as a whole, goes starry eyed and grants celebs carte blanche to live their lives as they see fit. Celebrifi now takes a look at one of these phenomena and the celebs who practice it: the fine art of cradle-robbin'! Here's our top ten list of the worst offenders in Hollywood!
Honorable Mentions
Oh so close! These folks almost made the list, but sadly, they are just never going to be able to catch up to the others. It doesn't work that way.
Jay-Z (Beyonce) - 12 Years
Brad Pitt (Angelina Jolie ) - 12 Years
Mariah Carey (Nick Cannon) - 11 Years - We definitely thought this gap would be wider.
Madonna & Guy Ritchie - 10 Years
Hall of Fame
These dudes are now so old, it doesn't really matter anymore, so we left em out of our top ten.
Woody Allen (Soon-Yi Previn) - 35 Years
Donald Trump (Melania Knauss) - 24 Years
Ok, so without further ado, let's see who's the biggest cradle robber in Hollywood, or alternate title "Who to keep your little sister away from"
The Top Ten Cradle Robbers
10. Milo Ventimiglia (Hayden Panetierre) - 12 Years
Surprised to see this one on here? Well don't be - there is in fact quite a gap here! Nobody seems to find this one skeevy - we even read an article recently about Hayden doing a cheerleader strip for her fellow, which was well received. Did you know she was 18 when they got together? Let me put this another way.
If a 30 year old man (say, a teacher) shows up at a high school prom and starts hitting on the girls, how do you feel about that?
9. Geena Davis (Reza Jarrahy) - 15 Years
Nice, Geena is the first lady on the list. Her hubby Reza is a civilian, a doctor in fact. Somehow it doesn't seem as bad when the lady's out in front?
8. Demi Moore (Ashton Kutcher) - 15 Years
This is the one you were waiting for no? These two are the the hollywood poster couple for ignoring age when it come to pairing up, and they seem to be doing all right, despite seemingly being in different places in their lives. She's a twice divorced mother of 3, he PUNKS people. Think of the children! Actually - they're probably allright. Think of Bruce Willis! Poor bastard.
7.Tom Cruise (Katie Holmes) - 16 Years
We (all) used to love Katie Holmes, back when she was cute, up and coming, doing cool movies. Her rise to fame hit a brick wall at Tom Cruise, where Scientology would eventually turn her into a frumpy housewife. Cruise is so fricking weird and brain washy I can't even focus on the age difference long enough to write about - there's too much couch jumping crazy in my head. Yes, he's cradle robbing, but that's the least of his offenses to Katie, and the rest of us.
6. Nicolas Cage (Alice Kim) - 21 years
I think it is probably worse when the object of the cradle robbing is not at all famous them self. Yes, we have a double standard and Geena Davis got a pass. As for Nicolas Cage, Alice Kim was his waitress. She was 19 and he 40 when they got married (his third). Her parents must have loved that.
5. Harrison Ford (Calista Flockheart) - 22 Years
There's something weird about #'s 5,6,7 on this list. It seems when men get to a certain age, and the age gap falls into this sweet spot of 20-26 years, people really don't give crap about it at all, and somehow it becomes totally normal, even though it could be a father-daughter relationship. Also, I refuse to say anything bad about either Han Solo or Indiana Jones.
4. Michael Douglas (Catherine Zeta Jones) - 25 Years
I bet when this list started you thought he'd be #1, huh? Nope. Douglas snapped up Zeta Jones at a time that she was arguably the absolute hottest actress in Hollywood, leaving everyone a bit stunned. She claims he used the line "I'd like to father your children." when they met, which doesn't sound like it would work, but since she's now popping out his babies, I guess we have to hand it to him - the old man knows what he's doing.
3. Rod Stewart (Penny Lancaster) - 26 Years
It's a little creepy that Rod's oldest child is 7 years older than his current wife, no? What? It's not? You're humming 'If you think I'm sexy' and don't really care about Rod Stewart anyway? Fine, we'll move on.
2. Billy Joel (Katie Lee Joel) - 32 Years
I think we are now firmly in the land of "that's gross". When this lovely couple was married, Katie Lee, a 'culinary artist' (wtf? uhhh chef) was 23 years old, and Joel was 55. His daughter, 18 at the time and ex-wife Christie Brinkley both attended and blessed the union. Rich people are fricking weird.
1. James Woods (Ashley Madison) - 39 Years
James Woods has a reputation in Hollywood for dating much younger women, and here he is keeping that reputation alive. Apparently one James's golfing buddies had heard this rumor, and thought it would be a good idea to introduce him to his daughter. So there you go. 39 years. He's 61, she's 23. Well played sir, you are victorious!
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Honorable Mentions
Oh so close! These folks almost made the list, but sadly, they are just never going to be able to catch up to the others. It doesn't work that way.
Jay-Z (Beyonce) - 12 Years
Brad Pitt (Angelina Jolie ) - 12 Years
Mariah Carey (Nick Cannon) - 11 Years - We definitely thought this gap would be wider.
Madonna & Guy Ritchie - 10 Years
Hall of Fame
These dudes are now so old, it doesn't really matter anymore, so we left em out of our top ten.
Woody Allen (Soon-Yi Previn) - 35 Years
Donald Trump (Melania Knauss) - 24 Years
Ok, so without further ado, let's see who's the biggest cradle robber in Hollywood, or alternate title "Who to keep your little sister away from"
The Top Ten Cradle Robbers
10. Milo Ventimiglia (Hayden Panetierre) - 12 Years
Surprised to see this one on here? Well don't be - there is in fact quite a gap here! Nobody seems to find this one skeevy - we even read an article recently about Hayden doing a cheerleader strip for her fellow, which was well received. Did you know she was 18 when they got together? Let me put this another way.
If a 30 year old man (say, a teacher) shows up at a high school prom and starts hitting on the girls, how do you feel about that?
9. Geena Davis (Reza Jarrahy) - 15 Years
Nice, Geena is the first lady on the list. Her hubby Reza is a civilian, a doctor in fact. Somehow it doesn't seem as bad when the lady's out in front?
8. Demi Moore (Ashton Kutcher) - 15 Years
This is the one you were waiting for no? These two are the the hollywood poster couple for ignoring age when it come to pairing up, and they seem to be doing all right, despite seemingly being in different places in their lives. She's a twice divorced mother of 3, he PUNKS people. Think of the children! Actually - they're probably allright. Think of Bruce Willis! Poor bastard.
7.Tom Cruise (Katie Holmes) - 16 Years
We (all) used to love Katie Holmes, back when she was cute, up and coming, doing cool movies. Her rise to fame hit a brick wall at Tom Cruise, where Scientology would eventually turn her into a frumpy housewife. Cruise is so fricking weird and brain washy I can't even focus on the age difference long enough to write about - there's too much couch jumping crazy in my head. Yes, he's cradle robbing, but that's the least of his offenses to Katie, and the rest of us.
6. Nicolas Cage (Alice Kim) - 21 years
I think it is probably worse when the object of the cradle robbing is not at all famous them self. Yes, we have a double standard and Geena Davis got a pass. As for Nicolas Cage, Alice Kim was his waitress. She was 19 and he 40 when they got married (his third). Her parents must have loved that.
5. Harrison Ford (Calista Flockheart) - 22 Years
There's something weird about #'s 5,6,7 on this list. It seems when men get to a certain age, and the age gap falls into this sweet spot of 20-26 years, people really don't give crap about it at all, and somehow it becomes totally normal, even though it could be a father-daughter relationship. Also, I refuse to say anything bad about either Han Solo or Indiana Jones.
4. Michael Douglas (Catherine Zeta Jones) - 25 Years
I bet when this list started you thought he'd be #1, huh? Nope. Douglas snapped up Zeta Jones at a time that she was arguably the absolute hottest actress in Hollywood, leaving everyone a bit stunned. She claims he used the line "I'd like to father your children." when they met, which doesn't sound like it would work, but since she's now popping out his babies, I guess we have to hand it to him - the old man knows what he's doing.
3. Rod Stewart (Penny Lancaster) - 26 Years
It's a little creepy that Rod's oldest child is 7 years older than his current wife, no? What? It's not? You're humming 'If you think I'm sexy' and don't really care about Rod Stewart anyway? Fine, we'll move on.
2. Billy Joel (Katie Lee Joel) - 32 Years
I think we are now firmly in the land of "that's gross". When this lovely couple was married, Katie Lee, a 'culinary artist' (wtf? uhhh chef) was 23 years old, and Joel was 55. His daughter, 18 at the time and ex-wife Christie Brinkley both attended and blessed the union. Rich people are fricking weird.
1. James Woods (Ashley Madison) - 39 Years
James Woods has a reputation in Hollywood for dating much younger women, and here he is keeping that reputation alive. Apparently one James's golfing buddies had heard this rumor, and thought it would be a good idea to introduce him to his daughter. So there you go. 39 years. He's 61, she's 23. Well played sir, you are victorious!
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